Saturday, 31 December 2011


What kind of deodorant is used by aged intelligence agents?

Old Spies.


When will the Leaning Tower of Pisa come out of the closet? Everyone can see which way it leans.


On which medieval folk song did Lady Gaga base a single?

Marry The Knight


When in Italy, I found that some signs are displayed in a number of languages. Here are a few examples, translated into English.

On a hotel door:
Italian: In case of fire, do not shout, "Fire."
English: In case of fire, do not shout, "Fire."
French: In case of fire, do not shout.

In a train:
Italian: Only pull lever in case of emergency.
English: Only pull lever in case of emergency.
French: Do not pull lever unless there is an emergency.

Monday, 26 December 2011


Which bone disease affects stern people?



I wouldn't say that I'm prone to injury, but I do have a tendoncy to get hurt.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011


Which Roman emperor suffered from epilepsy?

Seizure Caesar.


One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...

Yes, this is clearly the ringleader.

Saturday, 3 December 2011


Ah, the laundry: the only place where it is still acceptable to discriminate between coloureds and whites.


It's awkward when my friends form love triangles. I always feel like the fourth wheel.