"Hey there, handsome. Looking for a good thyme?"
Shane knew that he shouldn't have visited the red-light herb district.
Friday 30 November 2012
Thursday 29 November 2012
Wednesday 28 November 2012
#533
Several stimulant drugs give their users a feeling of invincibility. If you see a gingerbread man claiming that nobody can catch him, he's probably baked.
Tuesday 27 November 2012
#532
Giles wanted a full time job at the nut factory, but all that they could offer him was a cashew-al position.
Monday 26 November 2012
Sunday 25 November 2012
Saturday 24 November 2012
Friday 23 November 2012
Thursday 22 November 2012
Wednesday 21 November 2012
#526
A: Which way do I wear it?
B: I don't know. Is there a label?
A: It says that this end is the front.
B: Ah, but that might just be a front.
B: I don't know. Is there a label?
A: It says that this end is the front.
B: Ah, but that might just be a front.
Tuesday 20 November 2012
#525
"It has come to our attention, 007, that you have fathered a good many children over the course of your various liaisons. So, MI6 has decided to give you some time off to get to know them. It should be a good ... Bonding experience."
Monday 19 November 2012
#524
A: I think my Russian friend is gay, but in denial.
B: I see we have a Communist in the closet.
B: I see we have a Communist in the closet.
Sunday 18 November 2012
#523
"I've wagered ten quid on Tony trimming the shrubbery, and ten quid on him not doing it. I'm hedging my bets."
Saturday 17 November 2012
Friday 16 November 2012
Thursday 15 November 2012
#520
Sarah the horse had had enough of moving from one rented property to another; now she wanted a stable residence.
Wednesday 14 November 2012
#519
I know what metal is used to make computer chips, so any attempt to trick me into believing otherwise is a silly con.
Tuesday 13 November 2012
Monday 12 November 2012
Sunday 11 November 2012
#516
A study has shown that petting baby ducks is the most effective treatment for depression. So, if you're feeling down, you should try feeling down.
Saturday 10 November 2012
Friday 9 November 2012
#514
Today, pikelets are a breakfast food. However, in the Middle Ages, they were used to skewer barbarianlets.
Thursday 8 November 2012
#513
Why is playing Quidditch like arresting an clandestine informant?
The game ends when you catch the snitch.
The game ends when you catch the snitch.
Wednesday 7 November 2012
#512
Politicians must pay particular attention to firefighters and strippers, as their dealings with these groups have a huge impact on the poles.
Tuesday 6 November 2012
#511
The Sound of Music exposes many real problems with the society of its time; most poignantly, the lack of social clubs for goatherds.
Monday 5 November 2012
#510
Updating the scoreboard at rugby matches was a frustrating task for Jimmy; he found it very trying.
Sunday 4 November 2012
Saturday 3 November 2012
Friday 2 November 2012
Thursday 1 November 2012
#506
A: Oh no. Oh no, B! I think the cannibals are going to preserve us in vinegar!
B: Well, it seems like we're in a bit of a pickle.
B: Well, it seems like we're in a bit of a pickle.
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