"Mr Pell, do you have a motto?"
"Oh, yes, Doctor. Sharing is caring. That's my life motto."
"Because I have your test results, Mr Pell. You have syphilis."
Thursday 31 October 2013
Wednesday 30 October 2013
Tuesday 29 October 2013
Monday 28 October 2013
#867
"I swear, Skrillex, if you do that one more time, you'll be out of the choir! You shouldn't even be trying to pick up the bass, let alone dropping him!"
Sunday 27 October 2013
#866
In the past, Iulia had found it hard to keep track of medieval Japanese military nobility, but this presentation had neatly Samuraised it for her.
Saturday 26 October 2013
#865
Adrian, an avid Dominion player, switched from Facebook to Google's social network in the hope of some plus action.
Friday 25 October 2013
Thursday 24 October 2013
Wednesday 23 October 2013
Tuesday 22 October 2013
Monday 21 October 2013
#860
The princess, ever a photography enthusiast, kissed the frog, hoping it would turn into some handsome prints.
Sunday 20 October 2013
#859
A: People can still walk around for several hours after losing their intestines.
B: That would be a gutless wander.
B: That would be a gutless wander.
Saturday 19 October 2013
#858
A: Have you seen the headlines? The psychiatric hospital has been secretly being electrocuting patients.
B: Oh no! That's shocking news!
B: Oh no! That's shocking news!
Friday 18 October 2013
Thursday 17 October 2013
#856
"I'll have some of the liquid remaining after curdling and straining milk."
"Eat in or take a-whey?"
"Eat in or take a-whey?"
Wednesday 16 October 2013
Tuesday 15 October 2013
Monday 14 October 2013
Sunday 13 October 2013
#852
Which Dickens novel told the story of a backpacker who was torn between comfortable sofas in different houses?
A Tale of Two Settees.
A Tale of Two Settees.
Saturday 12 October 2013
Friday 11 October 2013
Thursday 10 October 2013
#849
James the hunter knew that his upper body strength was insufficient; he was going to have to lift his game.
Wednesday 9 October 2013
Tuesday 8 October 2013
#847
A: Two of the people I've invited are pansexual. Do you know what that means?
B: Not exactly, but I'm not letting them near my kitchen.
B: Not exactly, but I'm not letting them near my kitchen.
Monday 7 October 2013
Sunday 6 October 2013
Saturday 5 October 2013
Friday 4 October 2013
Thursday 3 October 2013
Wednesday 2 October 2013
#841
The government of the United States of America has been shut down temporarily; this is known as a Cong-rest.
Tuesday 1 October 2013
#840
The incision was precise; it revealed exactly what he wanted to see. "Gland ahoy," cried the ship's surgeon.
The first mate was seasick for the first time in her life, and, despite being under anaesthetic, the patient winced.
The first mate was seasick for the first time in her life, and, despite being under anaesthetic, the patient winced.
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