Friday 31 January 2014
Thursday 30 January 2014
#961
A: Did you really order five hundred kilograms of bacon?
B: Come on, I'm sure we've all made rasher decisions.
B: Come on, I'm sure we've all made rasher decisions.
Wednesday 29 January 2014
#960
"I know that your skin condition is uncomfortable," said the doctor, "but don't make any rash decisions."
Tuesday 28 January 2014
Monday 27 January 2014
#958
As an experienced devil, Eli knew that patience was key to his work - it would be unrealistic to expect people to sin on the first at-tempt.
Sunday 26 January 2014
Saturday 25 January 2014
#956
Judith rose quickly through the ranks of the male-dominated company; however, she was fired after an unfortunate mishap involving her and a now irreparable glass ceiling.
Friday 24 January 2014
Thursday 23 January 2014
#954
Perhaps it was his frustration with the scarce evidence, or perhaps it was his migraine, but that day, Jacob the prosecutor gave a particularly cross examination.
Wednesday 22 January 2014
Tuesday 21 January 2014
Monday 20 January 2014
Sunday 19 January 2014
Saturday 18 January 2014
Friday 17 January 2014
#948
"I understand that you appreciate chess games with unusual promotions, but I think you're taking it a bit far, William."
Shakespeare's publisher was unimpressed with the first draft of Twelfth Knight.
Shakespeare's publisher was unimpressed with the first draft of Twelfth Knight.
Thursday 16 January 2014
#947
As the days ebbed away after Christmas, Teresa could not help but feel that she, and indeed the whole world, was headed in an Easterly direction.
Wednesday 15 January 2014
Tuesday 14 January 2014
Monday 13 January 2014
#944
"Stop looking at the salad! You'll dry it out!"
Gavin stood up, stunned. He had no idea that people could tell that he had been undressing it with his eyes.
Gavin stood up, stunned. He had no idea that people could tell that he had been undressing it with his eyes.
Sunday 12 January 2014
Saturday 11 January 2014
#942
Which story of the creation of the world attributes it to asexual reproduction?
The Book of Parthenogenesis.
The Book of Parthenogenesis.
Friday 10 January 2014
Thursday 9 January 2014
Wednesday 8 January 2014
#939
The walls of Gerald's aquarium were constructed entirely out of crystal; he couldn't bear to see his exotic pets flopping around like fish out of Waterford.
Tuesday 7 January 2014
#938
Teacher: Use the word feckless in a sentence.
Student: An Irish person who's not allowed to swear is feckless.
Student: An Irish person who's not allowed to swear is feckless.
Monday 6 January 2014
Sunday 5 January 2014
Saturday 4 January 2014
#935
Depending on how you interpret the expression "winter is coming", you may never be able to enjoy snow.
Friday 3 January 2014
Thursday 2 January 2014
Wednesday 1 January 2014
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