The DJ gazed at his old nemesis, his face sliding into a bitter smile. He paused to consider how long he had waited for this moment, and the answer made him decide that he should savour it. He slowly inhaled, absorbing the aroma of defeat, and began to speak.
"My, my, my. How the tables have turned."
Friday 28 February 2014
Thursday 27 February 2014
Wednesday 26 February 2014
#988
"I have rabbits. Wanna see?"
Daniel glowered at the man who had uttered these words, and glumly wondered why people were so reluctant when he used the same line about his pets. Some day, he thought, someone would take an interest in his crabs.
Daniel glowered at the man who had uttered these words, and glumly wondered why people were so reluctant when he used the same line about his pets. Some day, he thought, someone would take an interest in his crabs.
Tuesday 25 February 2014
Monday 24 February 2014
#986
A: You should go. It's high time that you got some culture in you.
B: Couldn't I just eat some yoghurt?
B: Couldn't I just eat some yoghurt?
Sunday 23 February 2014
Saturday 22 February 2014
Friday 21 February 2014
Thursday 20 February 2014
#982
A: They only do one yoga class at the same time every week.
B: Really? I would have expected a yoga class to be more flexible.
B: Really? I would have expected a yoga class to be more flexible.
Wednesday 19 February 2014
Tuesday 18 February 2014
Monday 17 February 2014
#979
A: Did it shrink in the wash?
B: No, it shrank while being ironed - during the de-creasing process.
B: No, it shrank while being ironed - during the de-creasing process.
Sunday 16 February 2014
Saturday 15 February 2014
Friday 14 February 2014
Thursday 13 February 2014
#975
"Potted, not pot. I said you could have a potted plant on your desk."
Senior Constable Mathieson was beginning to have concerns about the calibre of some of the new recruits.
Senior Constable Mathieson was beginning to have concerns about the calibre of some of the new recruits.
Wednesday 12 February 2014
Tuesday 11 February 2014
Monday 10 February 2014
#972
"But t'is is t'e only way I know to speak."
George the Third reflected that employing this man as a herald had not been the best marketing choice.
George the Third reflected that employing this man as a herald had not been the best marketing choice.
Sunday 9 February 2014
Saturday 8 February 2014
Friday 7 February 2014
Thursday 6 February 2014
Wednesday 5 February 2014
Tuesday 4 February 2014
Monday 3 February 2014
Sunday 2 February 2014
Saturday 1 February 2014
#963
A: Honesty, loyalty, generosity - you just can' buy them.
B: Yeah, you can't get value for money.
B: Yeah, you can't get value for money.
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