Which North American natural feature is said to cure erectile dysfunction?
Viagra Falls.
Monday 31 March 2014
Sunday 30 March 2014
Saturday 29 March 2014
Friday 28 March 2014
Thursday 27 March 2014
Wednesday 26 March 2014
#1016
At first, the turtle had been shy and reluctant, but over the last week it had really come out of its shell.
Tuesday 25 March 2014
Monday 24 March 2014
#1014
Since becoming an acrobat, the actor had grown more and more uncomfortable with the regular exhortation to break a leg.
Sunday 23 March 2014
Saturday 22 March 2014
#1012
The displaced soccer club's request to host a game was dismissed on the basis that they had no grounds for their claim.
Friday 21 March 2014
#1011
A: I was just typing when I suddenly lost all sensation in my fingers. Do you know what's happening?
B: Yes, that would be the Numb Lock.
B: Yes, that would be the Numb Lock.
Thursday 20 March 2014
Wednesday 19 March 2014
Tuesday 18 March 2014
#1008
A: I think I have hives, whom should I call?
B: Depending on the variety, a doctor or a beekeeper.
B: Depending on the variety, a doctor or a beekeeper.
Monday 17 March 2014
#1007
A: I just know that something is afoot.
B: The thing at the base of your leg with five toes. That's a foot. You know this.
B: The thing at the base of your leg with five toes. That's a foot. You know this.
Sunday 16 March 2014
Saturday 15 March 2014
Friday 14 March 2014
Thursday 13 March 2014
Wednesday 12 March 2014
#1002
A: You really upset me! Didn't you see me crying?
B: Upset? I thought you were having a wail of a time.
B: Upset? I thought you were having a wail of a time.
Tuesday 11 March 2014
Monday 10 March 2014
#1000
Sherlock rounded the corner and stumbled to a halt. There was nobody in sight. His eyes pierced the shadows and swept every stone as his flashlight traced the length of the alley, only to find a silent dead end, and the crushingly heavy realisation of another failed pursuit. As he heaved in gulps of air, he noticed a small piece of paper lying on a cobble. Trembling with familiar dread, he bent down and held it up to the meagre beam of light dribbling out of a weary old street lamp. PERMISSION TO ATTEND, it read, in neatly printed black letters, infuriatingly identical to the other three notes.
Sherlock crumpled the paper with an angry fist. Once again, the suspect had given him the slip.
Sherlock crumpled the paper with an angry fist. Once again, the suspect had given him the slip.
Sunday 9 March 2014
Saturday 8 March 2014
Friday 7 March 2014
#997
"I don't care where the deer start running, as long as you understand that the buck stops here."
Thursday 6 March 2014
Wednesday 5 March 2014
#995
"I'm not saying that that insect is in my personal space. I'm just saying that it's beginning to enc-roach."
Tuesday 4 March 2014
Monday 3 March 2014
Sunday 2 March 2014
Saturday 1 March 2014
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