Teacher: Use the word profile in a sentence.
Student: Someone who is in favour of organising paperwork can be described as profile.
Sunday 31 August 2014
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Thursday 28 August 2014
#1171
Ironically, the rotational therapist was unable to convince the public of his merit without the help of a spin doctor.
Wednesday 27 August 2014
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Monday 25 August 2014
#1168
The butcher was proud of his produce, and always packaged it in elegant wooden boxes; some were suspicious when they saw him casing a joint.
Sunday 24 August 2014
#1167
What do you call the process of filling an area with distinguished gentlemen?
Gent-rification.
Gent-rification.
Saturday 23 August 2014
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Thursday 21 August 2014
#1164
After calls to make the building accessible to wheelchairs fell on deaf ears, advocates ramped up their efforts.
Wednesday 20 August 2014
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Wednesday 13 August 2014
#1156
I hate flashers. They think that they have the right to go around exposing themselves willy-nilly.
Tuesday 12 August 2014
Monday 11 August 2014
#1154
What's the difference between a pilot and a geometer?
A pilot flies planes; a geometer thinks planes are fly.
A pilot flies planes; a geometer thinks planes are fly.
Sunday 10 August 2014
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Wednesday 6 August 2014
#1149
He had led an easy life in the flatlands, and had grown accustomed to expecting everything handed to him on a plateau.
Tuesday 5 August 2014
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Sunday 3 August 2014
#1146
What do you call an equine vet who manipulates the skeleton and muscles of their patients?
A horse-teopath.
A horse-teopath.
Saturday 2 August 2014
Friday 1 August 2014
#1144
The young sheep was a skillful chess player; at three months, it had already developed several opening lambits.
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