What kind of dog is also a green vegetable?
A broc-collie.
Tuesday 30 September 2014
Monday 29 September 2014
Sunday 28 September 2014
#1202
A: I need you to find the screwdriver.
B: Is this it?
A: That's the ticket.
B: Oh. I thought it was a screwdriver. I'll keep looking.
B: Is this it?
A: That's the ticket.
B: Oh. I thought it was a screwdriver. I'll keep looking.
Saturday 27 September 2014
Friday 26 September 2014
Thursday 25 September 2014
Wednesday 24 September 2014
Tuesday 23 September 2014
Monday 22 September 2014
Sunday 21 September 2014
Saturday 20 September 2014
#1194
After being bribed by dessert manufacturers, the nutritional values authority had a tendency to fudge their results.
Friday 19 September 2014
#1193
After an argument, many couples like to reconcile by imagining minor religious denominations together. Some claim that fighting is worth it for the make-up-sects.
Thursday 18 September 2014
Wednesday 17 September 2014
#1191
The toymaker considered building some plush toys, but eventually decided that he couldn't be stuffed.
Tuesday 16 September 2014
Monday 15 September 2014
Sunday 14 September 2014
#1188
What did the snake charmer say in Nicki Minaj's bakery?
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns."
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns."
Saturday 13 September 2014
Friday 12 September 2014
Thursday 11 September 2014
Wednesday 10 September 2014
#1184
Katia had never intended to be a secret agent; her curious nature had simply spy-ralled out of control.
Tuesday 9 September 2014
#1183
"Do you think the blind guy was the murderer? I'm not certain of it, it's just a stab in the dark."
Monday 8 September 2014
Sunday 7 September 2014
Saturday 6 September 2014
#1180
"Aha! We shall never need chickens again!"
Hillary had not quite grasped the concept of eggplants.
Hillary had not quite grasped the concept of eggplants.
Friday 5 September 2014
#1179
The necrophiliac was happy to eat the overcooked rejects from the pie shop; after all, she was used to having crusty things in her mouth.
Thursday 4 September 2014
Wednesday 3 September 2014
Tuesday 2 September 2014
Monday 1 September 2014
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