Monday 30 June 2014
Sunday 29 June 2014
Saturday 28 June 2014
#1110
As the extraterrestrials floated away in their now tattered and heavily shelled pod, a voice could be heard:
"We come in peace, Zorblav! Not like peas! In peace!"
"We come in peace, Zorblav! Not like peas! In peace!"
Friday 27 June 2014
Thursday 26 June 2014
Wednesday 25 June 2014
#1107
A: Looking at his diary, police found that he had been thinking about setting himself on fire for months.
B: Well, better self-immolate than never.
B: Well, better self-immolate than never.
Tuesday 24 June 2014
#1106
He was ultimately rejected due to his incapacity to dress formally; in summary, the company thought him unsuitable.
Monday 23 June 2014
#1105
The amateur filmmaker was kicked out of the bungee jumping club after one too many fatal jump cuts.
Sunday 22 June 2014
Saturday 21 June 2014
#1103
Sergeant Chisholm surveyed the carnage on the street. Clearly, the offender had misunderstood the meaning of "blood drive".
Friday 20 June 2014
Thursday 19 June 2014
Wednesday 18 June 2014
#1100
Once the animated gray tabby cat ventured into political subject matter, it became known for Pusheen the boundaries.
Tuesday 17 June 2014
Monday 16 June 2014
Sunday 15 June 2014
Saturday 14 June 2014
#1096
Guy squinted out at the paddock and frowned. The livestock thieves were really beginning to get his goat.
Friday 13 June 2014
#1095
Although they constitute modern repertoire, Phillip's works typically require Glassical training.
Thursday 12 June 2014
Wednesday 11 June 2014
Tuesday 10 June 2014
#1092
A: Have you ever thought about being a parent?
B: Yes, I want to have a daughter.
A: That's specific.
B: And call her Hope.
A: That's beautiful!
B: And make her immortal.
A: What?
B: And get her a pogo stick.
A: No no no no don't say-
B: Hope springs eternal!
B: Yes, I want to have a daughter.
A: That's specific.
B: And call her Hope.
A: That's beautiful!
B: And make her immortal.
A: What?
B: And get her a pogo stick.
A: No no no no don't say-
B: Hope springs eternal!
Monday 9 June 2014
Sunday 8 June 2014
Saturday 7 June 2014
#1089
Once the first batch of towers to support electric cables fit easily onto the ship, the captain decided to pylon more.
Friday 6 June 2014
Thursday 5 June 2014
#1087
"Are you sure you can sing today, Elsa? You sound really congested."
"I'll be fine. Having a cold never bothered me anyway."
"I'll be fine. Having a cold never bothered me anyway."
Wednesday 4 June 2014
#1086
Liam originally didn't want to be photographed nude, but he soon figured that he could use the exposure.
Tuesday 3 June 2014
Monday 2 June 2014
#1084
Even when crowds turned against him, Tiger Woods always knew that his mistresses were rooting for him.
Sunday 1 June 2014
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