What do you call a famous buttercup?
Renowned-culus.
Monday 30 November 2015
Sunday 29 November 2015
Saturday 28 November 2015
Friday 27 November 2015
Thursday 26 November 2015
Wednesday 25 November 2015
Tuesday 24 November 2015
#1624
What happened to the priest who had his beard trimmed in the church tower?
He was shaved by the bell.
He was shaved by the bell.
Monday 23 November 2015
Sunday 22 November 2015
#1622
What did the king say about the reliable nobleman who was lower than a duke but higher than a baron?
"You can Count on him."
"You can Count on him."
Saturday 21 November 2015
Friday 20 November 2015
#1620
After looking over her footnotes, Emeline realised that the quote she had searched for was hiding in plain citation.
Thursday 19 November 2015
Wednesday 18 November 2015
#1618
What television series tells the story of a woman who memorises homicide case files?
Murder, She Rote.
Murder, She Rote.
Tuesday 17 November 2015
Monday 16 November 2015
#1616
Which Tennyson poem recounts an attack conducted by a troop of bantamweights?
The charge of the light brigade.
The charge of the light brigade.
Sunday 15 November 2015
Saturday 14 November 2015
#1614
The innovative stoner, the first to smoke a mixture of dried fruit and nuts, was widely regarded as a trail blazer.
Friday 13 November 2015
Thursday 12 November 2015
#1612
Officer Brace tossed and turn in a fitful rest, plagued by recurring visions of her indecent exposure arrest. She woke up, sweating. She was going to have to find a way to stop these flashbacks.
Wednesday 11 November 2015
Tuesday 10 November 2015
#1610
What do you call a dream-like blurring of reality and imagination caused by a soft drink?
A Fanta-smagoric experience.
A Fanta-smagoric experience.
Monday 9 November 2015
Sunday 8 November 2015
Saturday 7 November 2015
Friday 6 November 2015
Thursday 5 November 2015
Wednesday 4 November 2015
#1604
What do you call it when a person must choose one of two cliffs off which to jump?
A di-lemming.
A di-lemming.
Tuesday 3 November 2015
Monday 2 November 2015
#1602
After it proved impossible to move directly above the air ducts, Richie decided to circumvent them.
Sunday 1 November 2015
#1601
What did the priest say when asked if he could abandon his congregation?
"Parish the thought!"
"Parish the thought!"
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