Why did the grammar school's corporal punishment policy only permit spanking the right buttocks of students?
They had a No Child's Left Behind policy.
Saturday 31 December 2016
Friday 30 December 2016
Thursday 29 December 2016
#2025
Schaffy was sick of always being given the part of the stenographer; he felt that he had been type-cast.
Wednesday 28 December 2016
Tuesday 27 December 2016
Monday 26 December 2016
#2022
Samantha the fashion designer had come under heavy criticism for her pattern inspired by diseased human skin, but she maintained that leper print would be the leading trend of the coming decade.
Sunday 25 December 2016
#2021
As St Peter's Square filled up for the Christmas day service, the growing crowd rapidly approached critical Mass.
Saturday 24 December 2016
#2020
In the shipping industry, what vessels are used to handle the flow during a heavy period?
Ocean liners.
Ocean liners.
Friday 23 December 2016
Thursday 22 December 2016
#2018
What do you call the use of an inappropriate stage object in place of a similar-looking one?
A mala-prop.
A mala-prop.
Wednesday 21 December 2016
Tuesday 20 December 2016
#2016
Indah hadn't enjoyed her previous birthdays, but looking at all the gifts that she had received this year, she decided that she enjoyed the present day.
Monday 19 December 2016
Sunday 18 December 2016
Saturday 17 December 2016
Friday 16 December 2016
Thursday 15 December 2016
#2011
Hugo's new colleagues didn't seem to laugh at jokes about the people who had recommended him for this job; he was dismayed that they never understood his references.
Wednesday 14 December 2016
Tuesday 13 December 2016
#2009
What do you call the feeling of being refreshed and renewed from listening to the work of a Barbadian pop singer?
Rihanna-gised.
Rihanna-gised.
Monday 12 December 2016
Sunday 11 December 2016
Saturday 10 December 2016
Friday 9 December 2016
#2005
What do you call a head of a school who is friends with a young male member of the royal family?
A prince-i-pal.
A prince-i-pal.
Thursday 8 December 2016
Tuesday 6 December 2016
Monday 5 December 2016
#2001
Why did the Apostles always fight over music choices for road trips?
They were all off one aux cord.
They were all off one aux cord.
Sunday 4 December 2016
#2000
"So he was here just this morning?"
Sherlock's mind was racing. It all added up - the footprints, the open vault, the note in the atlas - they all led to this antique shop. As he glanced at an ornate brass-rimmed mirror that caught his reflection in the dusty sunbeams, he felt that he knew what was coming next. If the thief had tried to dispose of that chess set here, it was all over.
"Yes sir, I'm just in 'ere minding me own business, polishing this oak chair what I got in 'ere yesterday, when this chap runs in, in a great big rush 'e was too, and wants to give me this old chess set, says it's from the sixteenth century. Now a deal's a deal, I says, so I asked 'im if I could inspect it, and ..."
The man kept talking, but Sherlock's attention trailed off. A glimmer of a satisfied smile teased his lips. The suspect had truly given the game away.
Sherlock's mind was racing. It all added up - the footprints, the open vault, the note in the atlas - they all led to this antique shop. As he glanced at an ornate brass-rimmed mirror that caught his reflection in the dusty sunbeams, he felt that he knew what was coming next. If the thief had tried to dispose of that chess set here, it was all over.
"Yes sir, I'm just in 'ere minding me own business, polishing this oak chair what I got in 'ere yesterday, when this chap runs in, in a great big rush 'e was too, and wants to give me this old chess set, says it's from the sixteenth century. Now a deal's a deal, I says, so I asked 'im if I could inspect it, and ..."
The man kept talking, but Sherlock's attention trailed off. A glimmer of a satisfied smile teased his lips. The suspect had truly given the game away.
Saturday 3 December 2016
#1998
A: Why was there no post yesterday?
B: The writer wanted his blog to be closer to God.
A: And he thought he could achieve this by leaving a gap in the posting schedule?
B: Yes, he thought it would make it more holey.
B: The writer wanted his blog to be closer to God.
A: And he thought he could achieve this by leaving a gap in the posting schedule?
B: Yes, he thought it would make it more holey.
Thursday 1 December 2016
Wednesday 30 November 2016
Monday 28 November 2016
#1994
Employer: So you want to be a comic book character?
Auditionee: Yes I do!
Employer: Well then, you're going to have to strip!
Audtionee: Oh no. My dreams and my dignity.
Auditionee: Yes I do!
Employer: Well then, you're going to have to strip!
Audtionee: Oh no. My dreams and my dignity.
Sunday 27 November 2016
#1993
Judy always assumed that whatever people said to her was related to the shoreline; she had a tendency to take things littorally.
Saturday 26 November 2016
#1992
Celeste's audience was stunned by the precision of her pencil; truly, her sharpening skills were on point.
Friday 25 November 2016
Thursday 24 November 2016
Wednesday 23 November 2016
Tuesday 22 November 2016
Monday 21 November 2016
Sunday 20 November 2016
Saturday 19 November 2016
#1985
The tailor never held a grudge; he always felt that it was better to build a britch and get over it.
Friday 18 November 2016
#1984
People from countries with fiery cuisine often fall sick when travelling abroad, due to the sudden lack of spice in their diet. This is known as blandular fever.
Thursday 17 November 2016
#1983
What do you call the feeling when insects build you up but then are disappointing?
An ant-iclimax.
An ant-iclimax.
Wednesday 16 November 2016
Tuesday 15 November 2016
Sunday 13 November 2016
Saturday 12 November 2016
#1978
What do you call it when you remove the part of someone's brain that recognises plants?
A lobotany.
A lobotany.
Friday 11 November 2016
Thursday 10 November 2016
Wednesday 9 November 2016
Tuesday 8 November 2016
Monday 7 November 2016
#1973
After the Japanese attacks, concerns of sensitivity forced the US government to cancel its plan to rename Pearl Harbour as Bombay.
Sunday 6 November 2016
#1972
Which politicians primarily focus on policies surrounding jam?
Members of the Conserve-ative party.
Members of the Conserve-ative party.
Saturday 5 November 2016
#1971
What did the altar server say to the priest after diluting the communion wine?
"Forgive me father, for I have thinned."
"Forgive me father, for I have thinned."
Friday 4 November 2016
#1970
"So yes, I can organise a private locomotive, just for you, whenever you need it."
Ellan sighed. She was beginning to realise that the readers of her local paper, while apparently well-connected in the public transport industry, had seriously misunderstood what she meant by "seeking a personal trainer".
Ellan sighed. She was beginning to realise that the readers of her local paper, while apparently well-connected in the public transport industry, had seriously misunderstood what she meant by "seeking a personal trainer".
Thursday 3 November 2016
Wednesday 2 November 2016
Tuesday 1 November 2016
#1967
The presidential candidate, criticised for her sternness, attempted to soften her gaze using a tender-eyes-er.
Monday 31 October 2016
Sunday 30 October 2016
Friday 28 October 2016
#1963
Why does Gwen Stefani refuse to reciprocate subscriptions on social media?
She ain't no follow-back girl.
She ain't no follow-back girl.
Thursday 27 October 2016
Wednesday 26 October 2016
Tuesday 25 October 2016
Monday 24 October 2016
Sunday 23 October 2016
#1958
During what phase of the lunar cycle do apes attempt to remove their hair?
The waxing gibbons.
The waxing gibbons.
Saturday 22 October 2016
#1957
The chefs wanted to be known for making the best broths - all their lives, they battled for soup-remacy.
Friday 21 October 2016
Thursday 20 October 2016
#1955
What do you call it when it takes a long time to acquire relishes and liquid condiments at a barbecue?
A sauce-age.
A sauce-age.
Wednesday 19 October 2016
Tuesday 18 October 2016
Monday 17 October 2016
Sunday 16 October 2016
#1951
After only receiving a loose shirt for all her hard work, Heather felt that she'd been given a blousy deal.
Saturday 15 October 2016
Friday 14 October 2016
Thursday 13 October 2016
Wednesday 12 October 2016
#1947
Zeus had never intended the devastating forest fires; he thought that he was just lightning the mood.
Tuesday 11 October 2016
#1946
What did the cyclist say when his road bike struggled to support him on a bumpy mountain track?
"The suspension is killing me."
"The suspension is killing me."
Monday 10 October 2016
#1945
In which battle did the Allies and the Axis compete to find the most obese solider?
The Battle of the Bulge.
The Battle of the Bulge.
Sunday 9 October 2016
Saturday 8 October 2016
#1943
Why was Montgomery's Eighth Army sent to Tripoli?
He couldn't find the other 87.5% of the British troops.
He couldn't find the other 87.5% of the British troops.
Friday 7 October 2016
Thursday 6 October 2016
Wednesday 5 October 2016
#1940
As the Germans arrived, the young Parisian who had prided himself on remaining unemployed faced his greatest fear: occupation.
Tuesday 4 October 2016
Sunday 2 October 2016
Saturday 1 October 2016
#1936
What do you call a graph of the most impressive seizures observed in an epilepsy ward?
A line of best fit.
A line of best fit.
Friday 30 September 2016
Thursday 29 September 2016
#1934
Nathan was a little hurt by the criticism of his helmet strap design, but he took it on the chin.
Wednesday 28 September 2016
Tuesday 27 September 2016
Monday 26 September 2016
Sunday 25 September 2016
#1930
What kind of fuel is best for creating flames that dance in the cold, cold night?
Cha-cha-coal.
Cha-cha-coal.
Saturday 24 September 2016
#1929
The salt grains screamed in agony as they were ground into tiny pieces; it was a cruel twist of fate.
Friday 23 September 2016
Wednesday 21 September 2016
Tuesday 20 September 2016
#1925
A leaky pen had ruined the calligrapher's lifetime of work; she didn't like to talk about the inkcident.
Monday 19 September 2016
Sunday 18 September 2016
#1923
What do you call a horrible disaster in which a hunter removes a feline's backside?
A cat-ass-trophy.
A cat-ass-trophy.
Saturday 17 September 2016
Friday 16 September 2016
Thursday 15 September 2016
#1920
What did Vivaldi call the secret combination of herbs and spices that constituted his original recipe chicken meal?
Four Seasonings.
Four Seasonings.
Wednesday 14 September 2016
Tuesday 13 September 2016
#1918
Which film director is referred to by all teachers of film studies when marking assessments?
Stanley Rubric.
Stanley Rubric.
Monday 12 September 2016
Sunday 11 September 2016
Saturday 10 September 2016
Friday 9 September 2016
#1914
"President Trump, in hindsight, do you have any regrets about building your wall on the Mexican border?"
"No regrets. Not even Juan."
"No regrets. Not even Juan."
Thursday 8 September 2016
Wednesday 7 September 2016
#1912
"Your Majesty, how do you feel about the theft of your royal seat?"
"I'm not sure how I feel. I guess I'm just a bit throne."
"I'm not sure how I feel. I guess I'm just a bit throne."
Tuesday 6 September 2016
Monday 5 September 2016
Saturday 3 September 2016
Friday 2 September 2016
Thursday 1 September 2016
Wednesday 31 August 2016
#1905
Why don't students fall for each other when they live at the same school?
Because love knows no boarders.
Because love knows no boarders.
Tuesday 30 August 2016
Monday 29 August 2016
Sunday 28 August 2016
#1902
Billy the hangman was really quite shy in his private life, but on execution days, the public only saw his flamboyant halter ego.
Saturday 27 August 2016
Friday 26 August 2016
Wednesday 24 August 2016
#1898
What do you call a union protesting about changes to workers' rights that they think might happen in the future?
A preemptive strike.
A preemptive strike.
Tuesday 23 August 2016
Monday 22 August 2016
Saturday 20 August 2016
#1894
What television show details the adventures of a group of fine arts and memorabilia specialists driven to a psychotic frenzy?
Frantics Roadshow.
Frantics Roadshow.
Friday 19 August 2016
Thursday 18 August 2016
Wednesday 17 August 2016
#1891
What do you call an independent, self-managed clerk who organises transactions between fishermen and the public?
A shoal trader.
A shoal trader.
Tuesday 16 August 2016
Monday 15 August 2016
#1889
If the ferryman won't carry you across the river Styx, how can you get to Hades?
In a hell-icopter.
In a hell-icopter.
Sunday 14 August 2016
#1888
What do you call an independent, self-managed clerk who manages deals with the devil?
A soul trader.
A soul trader.
Saturday 13 August 2016
Friday 12 August 2016
Thursday 11 August 2016
Wednesday 10 August 2016
#1884
Which British prime minister fixed all the roofs at trading events in public squares?
Market Thatcher.
Market Thatcher.
Tuesday 9 August 2016
#1883
Which John Denver song was told from the perspective of a government statistician?
"You fill up my census..."
"You fill up my census..."
Monday 8 August 2016
Sunday 7 August 2016
#1881
To the socially conscious narrator, the lack of any great surge in action to lower carbon emissions seemed distinctly anti-climatic.
Saturday 6 August 2016
Friday 5 August 2016
Thursday 4 August 2016
Wednesday 3 August 2016
#1877
Which companion of Robin Hood was in charge of plastic surgery for the Merry Men?
Friar Nip-and-Tuck.
Friar Nip-and-Tuck.
Tuesday 2 August 2016
Monday 1 August 2016
#1875
Why did the plumber give the greengrocer an enormous quote?
There were leeks all over his shop.
There were leeks all over his shop.
Sunday 31 July 2016
#1874
What do you call a journey undertaken in order to realise the severity of the effects of drugs?
A pill-grim-age.
A pill-grim-age.
Saturday 30 July 2016
Friday 29 July 2016
#1872
The timid police officer hated approaching swindlers head-on; he had a fear of con-front-ation.
Thursday 28 July 2016
#1871
What do you call the pool of people with whom you might spend a romantic evening at a sweetshop?
Candy-dates.
Candy-dates.
Wednesday 27 July 2016
Tuesday 26 July 2016
Monday 25 July 2016
Sunday 24 July 2016
Saturday 23 July 2016
Friday 22 July 2016
Thursday 21 July 2016
Wednesday 20 July 2016
#1863
A: Why have you filled the tub with Christmas tree decorations?
B: I wanted to have a bauble bath.
B: I wanted to have a bauble bath.
Tuesday 19 July 2016
Monday 18 July 2016
#1861
What do you call all the different ways you can organise a set of curled hairstyles?
Perm-utations.
Perm-utations.
Sunday 17 July 2016
Saturday 16 July 2016
Friday 15 July 2016
Thursday 14 July 2016
Wednesday 13 July 2016
Tuesday 12 July 2016
Monday 11 July 2016
Sunday 10 July 2016
#1853
The barista's apprentice could often be found pouring over the contents of the coffee making manual.
Saturday 9 July 2016
Friday 8 July 2016
#1851
What did the novice entrepeneur say to the hardened negotiator?
"It's a pressure doing business with you."
"It's a pressure doing business with you."
Thursday 7 July 2016
#1850
Fiona, while bi-curious, felt uncomfortable about the large groups of unattached men and women who kept visiting her house; she felt that she was receiving mixed singles.
Wednesday 6 July 2016
Tuesday 5 July 2016
#1848
After a series of mysterious accidents rendered potential customers wary, the company chose to rebrand with the more accurate title of Malaise Airlines.
Monday 4 July 2016
Sunday 3 July 2016
Saturday 2 July 2016
#1845
What kind of potatoes are the best for a formal dinner?
Jacket potatoes - they never lose their ap-peel.
Jacket potatoes - they never lose their ap-peel.
Friday 1 July 2016
Thursday 30 June 2016
Wednesday 29 June 2016
Tuesday 28 June 2016
#1841
Did you hear about the comedian who couldn't make it to the queue for drinks at a party?
She was beaten to the punch line.
She was beaten to the punch line.
Monday 27 June 2016
#1840
What did the instrumentalist say the composer who insisted on placing an impossibly high number of notes in quick succession?
"Give it a rest."
"Give it a rest."
Sunday 26 June 2016
Saturday 25 June 2016
#1838
What do you call the social advantage granted to people who live near a narrow passage of water connecting two seas?
Strait privilege.
Strait privilege.
#1837
A: Why was there no post yesterday?
B: The writer was intoxicated by his consumption of the last remnants of autumn.
A: What do you mean?
B: He was on leaves.
B: The writer was intoxicated by his consumption of the last remnants of autumn.
A: What do you mean?
B: He was on leaves.
Thursday 23 June 2016
Wednesday 22 June 2016
Tuesday 21 June 2016
#1834
What did the dentist say to the patient who refused to do anything for their dental hygiene other than brushing?
"Oh, well. Your floss."
"Oh, well. Your floss."
Monday 20 June 2016
#1833
A: Do you think that bribing him with dried grapes might work?
B: Well, if you gave me enough dried grapes of a high quality, naturally I'd consider negotiating. I'm a raisin-able man.
B: Well, if you gave me enough dried grapes of a high quality, naturally I'd consider negotiating. I'm a raisin-able man.
Sunday 19 June 2016
Saturday 18 June 2016
Friday 17 June 2016
Thursday 16 June 2016
Wednesday 15 June 2016
Tuesday 14 June 2016
#1827
How can you tell that a knight suffers from addiction?
He spends his whole life chasing a dragon.
He spends his whole life chasing a dragon.
Monday 13 June 2016
Sunday 12 June 2016
Saturday 11 June 2016
Friday 10 June 2016
Thursday 9 June 2016
Wednesday 8 June 2016
Tuesday 7 June 2016
Monday 6 June 2016
#1819
Oscar firmly believed in inserting things up his urethra; he felt that it was a very sound idea.
Sunday 5 June 2016
#1818
Teacher: Use the expression to bring someone up to speed in a sentence.
Student: It is advisable to start with milder drugs such as marijuana before bringing someone up to speed.
Student: It is advisable to start with milder drugs such as marijuana before bringing someone up to speed.
Saturday 4 June 2016
Friday 3 June 2016
Thursday 2 June 2016
Wednesday 1 June 2016
Tuesday 31 May 2016
Sunday 29 May 2016
Saturday 28 May 2016
Friday 27 May 2016
#1809
Why couldn't the mathematician prioritise his equestrian training?
He always put the Cartesian before the horse.
He always put the Cartesian before the horse.
Thursday 26 May 2016
Wednesday 25 May 2016
Monday 23 May 2016
Sunday 22 May 2016
Saturday 21 May 2016
Friday 20 May 2016
Thursday 19 May 2016
#1801
Dom the computer programmer was happy to use a Java-based alternative, especially since it loaded as quick as Flash.
Wednesday 18 May 2016
Tuesday 17 May 2016
#1799
"They are completely out of place," said Zannen, who could only think in terms of Mars products, "like peas in a Pod."
Monday 16 May 2016
Sunday 15 May 2016
#1797
Which hit of the alternative rock group Pieman and Garfunkel told the story of an animal shelter built entirely out of parts taken from transmission towers?
The Pound of Pylons
The Pound of Pylons
Saturday 14 May 2016
Friday 13 May 2016
Wednesday 11 May 2016
#1793
What do you call a Simpsons character who is hurt by the owner of the show's nuclear power station?
A Burns victim.
A Burns victim.
Tuesday 10 May 2016
Monday 9 May 2016
#1791
The landlady grew sick of her renters constantly calling her to say that they were stuck in cracks around the house; she felt that they had taken the term "lodger" too literally.
Sunday 8 May 2016
#1790
What did the magically sentient gun do when it realised that it was killing people?
It recoiled in horror.
It recoiled in horror.
Saturday 7 May 2016
Friday 6 May 2016
Thursday 5 May 2016
Wednesday 4 May 2016
Tuesday 3 May 2016
#1785
What document details the knowledge to be covered in an Indian cookery course?
The curry-culum.
The curry-culum.
Monday 2 May 2016
Sunday 1 May 2016
Friday 29 April 2016
#1781
Brenton was not happy with the location of his medical rounds; he felt that he had to question his placement.
Thursday 28 April 2016
Wednesday 27 April 2016
Tuesday 26 April 2016
#1778
A: I can't believe you left me dangling off that cliff?
B: I said I'm sorry. Don't get all preci-pissy about it.
B: I said I'm sorry. Don't get all preci-pissy about it.
Monday 25 April 2016
Sunday 24 April 2016
Saturday 23 April 2016
#1775
When the dessert appeared before the main meal, the diners realised that the dinner had veered off course.
Friday 22 April 2016
Thursday 21 April 2016
Wednesday 20 April 2016
#1772
What do you call it when someone can't see because there is fat on their glasses?
Blard vision.
Blard vision.
Tuesday 19 April 2016
#1771
Kim encouraged her students to share their sheet music; she had no time for petty score keeping.
Monday 18 April 2016
Saturday 16 April 2016
Friday 15 April 2016
Thursday 14 April 2016
Wednesday 13 April 2016
Tuesday 12 April 2016
#1764
Ian was impressed with Kleenex's latest developments; their new line of tissues, he felt, was not to be sneezed at.
Monday 11 April 2016
#1763
Amelia felt insulted by her neighbours who played darts with parasols; she felt that they were always throwing shade.
Sunday 10 April 2016
Saturday 9 April 2016
#1761
The exercise book manufacturers were losing money uncontrollably on their new design, but couldn't escape the contract; they were in a binding spiral.
#1760
A: Where was yesterday's post? That's the third time that the schedule has been broken this month.
B: I don't know. If this gets any more infrequent it'll be updated weakly.
B: I don't know. If this gets any more infrequent it'll be updated weakly.
Thursday 7 April 2016
Wednesday 6 April 2016
Monday 4 April 2016
Sunday 3 April 2016
#1755
What do you call it when someone is fired from their job making Hawaiian floral wreath?
Leid off.
Leid off.
Saturday 2 April 2016
Friday 1 April 2016
Wednesday 30 March 2016
Tuesday 29 March 2016
Monday 28 March 2016
Sunday 27 March 2016
#1748
Why do students learn best when near researches working on alternatives to regular post?
Because they're in the zone of Proxy-Mail Development.
Because they're in the zone of Proxy-Mail Development.
Saturday 26 March 2016
Thursday 24 March 2016
#1745
The new progressive prison warden criticised the currently used chains for being excessively fetteronormative.
Wednesday 23 March 2016
#1744
How did Annalene the seabird catcher encourage cooperation among her students?
She used a tern-taking activity.
She used a tern-taking activity.
Tuesday 22 March 2016
Monday 21 March 2016
#1742
Which US Democrat slogan called for greater engagement with the capital of Switzerland?
"Feel the Bern."
"Feel the Bern."
Sunday 20 March 2016
#1741
Aaron the ice cream vendor always piled heaps onto his deluxe specials - he never missed mass on a sundae.
Saturday 19 March 2016
#1740
As the sumo wrestler's horse reached the last turn, it dug deep - it knew that there was a lot riding on this.
Friday 18 March 2016
#1739
Why did the atheist quadratic equation refuse to acknowledge the cubic equation?
It didn't believe in a higher power.
It didn't believe in a higher power.
Thursday 17 March 2016
#1738
Annelisa was relieved by the chance to talk to someone about her bra problems - it was good to get it off her chest.
Wednesday 16 March 2016
Tuesday 15 March 2016
Monday 14 March 2016
Sunday 13 March 2016
#1734
A: It says here that the ice cream vendor has decided to only sell vanilla in an attempt to maximise profits.
B: Well, he's not doing himself any flavours.
B: Well, he's not doing himself any flavours.
Saturday 12 March 2016
Friday 11 March 2016
#1732
After the cattle started returning their uneaten hay to the farmer by means of protest, he began to worry about the negative feedback.
Thursday 10 March 2016
Wednesday 9 March 2016
#1730
Which Biblical story describes a boy who is beaten with an iron bar after wasting his father's fortune?
The prod-igal son.
The prod-igal son.
Tuesday 8 March 2016
Monday 7 March 2016
Sunday 6 March 2016
Saturday 5 March 2016
#1726
What do you call the everyday speech in A Journey To The Center Of The Earth?
The Verne-acular.
The Verne-acular.
Friday 4 March 2016
Thursday 3 March 2016
Wednesday 2 March 2016
Monday 29 February 2016
Sunday 28 February 2016
Saturday 27 February 2016
Friday 26 February 2016
Thursday 25 February 2016
Wednesday 24 February 2016
Tuesday 23 February 2016
Monday 22 February 2016
#1714
Why did the police officer stop children from sleeping during the day?
Because kid-napping is illegal.
Because kid-napping is illegal.
Sunday 21 February 2016
Saturday 20 February 2016
#1712
How do you describe a programmer who is humble about the upgrades that they write for games?
Mod-est.
Mod-est.
Friday 19 February 2016
Thursday 18 February 2016
Wednesday 17 February 2016
#1709
Why did the couple break up after retiring from bodybuilding?
They weren't working out any more.
They weren't working out any more.
Tuesday 16 February 2016
Monday 15 February 2016
Sunday 14 February 2016
Saturday 13 February 2016
Friday 12 February 2016
Thursday 11 February 2016
Wednesday 10 February 2016
#1702
On what day does the Catholic Church celebrate the protagonist of the Pokémon franchise?
Ash Wednesday.
Ash Wednesday.
Tuesday 9 February 2016
Monday 8 February 2016
Sunday 7 February 2016
Saturday 6 February 2016
Friday 5 February 2016
Thursday 4 February 2016
#1696
Which famous Parisian cabaret features burrowing insectivores as the dancers?
The Mole-in Rouge.
The Mole-in Rouge.
Wednesday 3 February 2016
Tuesday 2 February 2016
#1694
A: We can't do it now that the police officer has left the building.
B: That's a bit of a cop-out.
B: That's a bit of a cop-out.
Monday 1 February 2016
#1693
A: Apparently she rapped all the tracks the day that she lost her jobs.
B: I knew that that mixtape was fired.
B: I knew that that mixtape was fired.
Sunday 31 January 2016
Saturday 30 January 2016
Friday 29 January 2016
#1690
After debating whether to steal from the sink, the thief eventually decided to take the plunger.
Thursday 28 January 2016
Wednesday 27 January 2016
#1688
The Solar System can look beautiful from afar, although among many viewers, a lack of appreciation for the fourth planet from the sun mars their experience.
Tuesday 26 January 2016
#1687
What do you a vehicle repair shop run by a mechanic with split-personality disorder?
Jekyll and hydraulics.
Jekyll and hydraulics.
Monday 25 January 2016
Sunday 24 January 2016
Saturday 23 January 2016
#1684
A: Are you glad that your appointment's been moved earlier?
B: Yes! I feel like a wait has been lifted.
B: Yes! I feel like a wait has been lifted.
Friday 22 January 2016
Thursday 21 January 2016
Wednesday 20 January 2016
Tuesday 19 January 2016
#1680
What do you call someone who can be representative of all those with the flu?
Phlegm-blematic.
Phlegm-blematic.
Monday 18 January 2016
#1679
A: Do you think think the man over there with a bowl full of party beverage in his bag would be effective in a fight?
B: Well, he certainly packs a punch.
B: Well, he certainly packs a punch.
Sunday 17 January 2016
Saturday 16 January 2016
Friday 15 January 2016
Thursday 14 January 2016
Wednesday 13 January 2016
#1674
"Watch out for him. He's always wheelin' and dealin'."
The locals were wary of the owner of the camembert-themed poker club.
The locals were wary of the owner of the camembert-themed poker club.
Tuesday 12 January 2016
#1673
Why did the clumsy fisherman become a dubstep producer?
He realised that he was really good at dropping the bass.
He realised that he was really good at dropping the bass.
Monday 11 January 2016
#1672
After being banned from making balloon animals, the children's party entertainer felt quite deflated.
Sunday 10 January 2016
Saturday 9 January 2016
Friday 8 January 2016
Thursday 7 January 2016
Wednesday 6 January 2016
Tuesday 5 January 2016
Monday 4 January 2016
#1665
What song did Crowded House write about their repeated visits to the spice shop?
Four Seasonings In One Day
Four Seasonings In One Day
Sunday 3 January 2016
Saturday 2 January 2016
Friday 1 January 2016
#1662
What is needed to encourage builders to construct a defensive body of water around a castle?
Moativation.
Moativation.
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