Where do pilots meet airport ground staff?
On the landing.
Sunday 31 January 2016
Saturday 30 January 2016
Friday 29 January 2016
#1690
After debating whether to steal from the sink, the thief eventually decided to take the plunger.
Thursday 28 January 2016
Wednesday 27 January 2016
#1688
The Solar System can look beautiful from afar, although among many viewers, a lack of appreciation for the fourth planet from the sun mars their experience.
Tuesday 26 January 2016
#1687
What do you a vehicle repair shop run by a mechanic with split-personality disorder?
Jekyll and hydraulics.
Jekyll and hydraulics.
Monday 25 January 2016
Sunday 24 January 2016
Saturday 23 January 2016
#1684
A: Are you glad that your appointment's been moved earlier?
B: Yes! I feel like a wait has been lifted.
B: Yes! I feel like a wait has been lifted.
Friday 22 January 2016
Thursday 21 January 2016
Wednesday 20 January 2016
Tuesday 19 January 2016
#1680
What do you call someone who can be representative of all those with the flu?
Phlegm-blematic.
Phlegm-blematic.
Monday 18 January 2016
#1679
A: Do you think think the man over there with a bowl full of party beverage in his bag would be effective in a fight?
B: Well, he certainly packs a punch.
B: Well, he certainly packs a punch.
Sunday 17 January 2016
Saturday 16 January 2016
Friday 15 January 2016
Thursday 14 January 2016
Wednesday 13 January 2016
#1674
"Watch out for him. He's always wheelin' and dealin'."
The locals were wary of the owner of the camembert-themed poker club.
The locals were wary of the owner of the camembert-themed poker club.
Tuesday 12 January 2016
#1673
Why did the clumsy fisherman become a dubstep producer?
He realised that he was really good at dropping the bass.
He realised that he was really good at dropping the bass.
Monday 11 January 2016
#1672
After being banned from making balloon animals, the children's party entertainer felt quite deflated.
Sunday 10 January 2016
Saturday 9 January 2016
Friday 8 January 2016
Thursday 7 January 2016
Wednesday 6 January 2016
Tuesday 5 January 2016
Monday 4 January 2016
#1665
What song did Crowded House write about their repeated visits to the spice shop?
Four Seasonings In One Day
Four Seasonings In One Day
Sunday 3 January 2016
Saturday 2 January 2016
Friday 1 January 2016
#1662
What is needed to encourage builders to construct a defensive body of water around a castle?
Moativation.
Moativation.
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