What do you call a round post made of fat?
A bol-lard.
Thursday 30 June 2016
Wednesday 29 June 2016
Tuesday 28 June 2016
#1841
Did you hear about the comedian who couldn't make it to the queue for drinks at a party?
She was beaten to the punch line.
She was beaten to the punch line.
Monday 27 June 2016
#1840
What did the instrumentalist say the composer who insisted on placing an impossibly high number of notes in quick succession?
"Give it a rest."
"Give it a rest."
Sunday 26 June 2016
Saturday 25 June 2016
#1838
What do you call the social advantage granted to people who live near a narrow passage of water connecting two seas?
Strait privilege.
Strait privilege.
#1837
A: Why was there no post yesterday?
B: The writer was intoxicated by his consumption of the last remnants of autumn.
A: What do you mean?
B: He was on leaves.
B: The writer was intoxicated by his consumption of the last remnants of autumn.
A: What do you mean?
B: He was on leaves.
Thursday 23 June 2016
Wednesday 22 June 2016
Tuesday 21 June 2016
#1834
What did the dentist say to the patient who refused to do anything for their dental hygiene other than brushing?
"Oh, well. Your floss."
"Oh, well. Your floss."
Monday 20 June 2016
#1833
A: Do you think that bribing him with dried grapes might work?
B: Well, if you gave me enough dried grapes of a high quality, naturally I'd consider negotiating. I'm a raisin-able man.
B: Well, if you gave me enough dried grapes of a high quality, naturally I'd consider negotiating. I'm a raisin-able man.
Sunday 19 June 2016
Saturday 18 June 2016
Friday 17 June 2016
Thursday 16 June 2016
Wednesday 15 June 2016
Tuesday 14 June 2016
#1827
How can you tell that a knight suffers from addiction?
He spends his whole life chasing a dragon.
He spends his whole life chasing a dragon.
Monday 13 June 2016
Sunday 12 June 2016
Saturday 11 June 2016
Friday 10 June 2016
Thursday 9 June 2016
Wednesday 8 June 2016
Tuesday 7 June 2016
Monday 6 June 2016
#1819
Oscar firmly believed in inserting things up his urethra; he felt that it was a very sound idea.
Sunday 5 June 2016
#1818
Teacher: Use the expression to bring someone up to speed in a sentence.
Student: It is advisable to start with milder drugs such as marijuana before bringing someone up to speed.
Student: It is advisable to start with milder drugs such as marijuana before bringing someone up to speed.
Saturday 4 June 2016
Friday 3 June 2016
Thursday 2 June 2016
Wednesday 1 June 2016
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