What do you call a journey undertaken in order to realise the severity of the effects of drugs?
A pill-grim-age.
Sunday 31 July 2016
Saturday 30 July 2016
Friday 29 July 2016
#1872
The timid police officer hated approaching swindlers head-on; he had a fear of con-front-ation.
Thursday 28 July 2016
#1871
What do you call the pool of people with whom you might spend a romantic evening at a sweetshop?
Candy-dates.
Candy-dates.
Wednesday 27 July 2016
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Monday 25 July 2016
Sunday 24 July 2016
Saturday 23 July 2016
Friday 22 July 2016
Thursday 21 July 2016
Wednesday 20 July 2016
#1863
A: Why have you filled the tub with Christmas tree decorations?
B: I wanted to have a bauble bath.
B: I wanted to have a bauble bath.
Tuesday 19 July 2016
Monday 18 July 2016
#1861
What do you call all the different ways you can organise a set of curled hairstyles?
Perm-utations.
Perm-utations.
Sunday 17 July 2016
Saturday 16 July 2016
Friday 15 July 2016
Thursday 14 July 2016
Wednesday 13 July 2016
Tuesday 12 July 2016
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Sunday 10 July 2016
#1853
The barista's apprentice could often be found pouring over the contents of the coffee making manual.
Saturday 9 July 2016
Friday 8 July 2016
#1851
What did the novice entrepeneur say to the hardened negotiator?
"It's a pressure doing business with you."
"It's a pressure doing business with you."
Thursday 7 July 2016
#1850
Fiona, while bi-curious, felt uncomfortable about the large groups of unattached men and women who kept visiting her house; she felt that she was receiving mixed singles.
Wednesday 6 July 2016
Tuesday 5 July 2016
#1848
After a series of mysterious accidents rendered potential customers wary, the company chose to rebrand with the more accurate title of Malaise Airlines.
Monday 4 July 2016
Sunday 3 July 2016
Saturday 2 July 2016
#1845
What kind of potatoes are the best for a formal dinner?
Jacket potatoes - they never lose their ap-peel.
Jacket potatoes - they never lose their ap-peel.
Friday 1 July 2016
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