What do you call a busker's guitar?
An instrument of change.
Tuesday 31 May 2016
#1812
A: Why was there no post yesterday?
B: The writer was called to form the first of the letter sequenced British secret service groups?
A: What are you talking about?
B: He was MIA.
B: The writer was called to form the first of the letter sequenced British secret service groups?
A: What are you talking about?
B: He was MIA.
Sunday 29 May 2016
Saturday 28 May 2016
Friday 27 May 2016
#1809
Why couldn't the mathematician prioritise his equestrian training?
He always put the Cartesian before the horse.
He always put the Cartesian before the horse.
Thursday 26 May 2016
Wednesday 25 May 2016
Monday 23 May 2016
Sunday 22 May 2016
Saturday 21 May 2016
Friday 20 May 2016
Thursday 19 May 2016
#1801
Dom the computer programmer was happy to use a Java-based alternative, especially since it loaded as quick as Flash.
Wednesday 18 May 2016
Tuesday 17 May 2016
#1799
"They are completely out of place," said Zannen, who could only think in terms of Mars products, "like peas in a Pod."
Monday 16 May 2016
Sunday 15 May 2016
#1797
Which hit of the alternative rock group Pieman and Garfunkel told the story of an animal shelter built entirely out of parts taken from transmission towers?
The Pound of Pylons
The Pound of Pylons
Saturday 14 May 2016
Friday 13 May 2016
Wednesday 11 May 2016
#1793
What do you call a Simpsons character who is hurt by the owner of the show's nuclear power station?
A Burns victim.
A Burns victim.
Tuesday 10 May 2016
Monday 9 May 2016
#1791
The landlady grew sick of her renters constantly calling her to say that they were stuck in cracks around the house; she felt that they had taken the term "lodger" too literally.
Sunday 8 May 2016
#1790
What did the magically sentient gun do when it realised that it was killing people?
It recoiled in horror.
It recoiled in horror.
Saturday 7 May 2016
Friday 6 May 2016
Thursday 5 May 2016
Wednesday 4 May 2016
Tuesday 3 May 2016
#1785
What document details the knowledge to be covered in an Indian cookery course?
The curry-culum.
The curry-culum.
Monday 2 May 2016
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