Sunday, 31 July 2016

#1874

What do you call a journey undertaken in order to realise the severity of the effects of drugs?

A pill-grim-age.

Saturday, 30 July 2016

#1873

What do you call an ambiguous speech by a homeless person?

A vague-rant.

Friday, 29 July 2016

#1872

The timid police officer hated approaching swindlers head-on; he had a fear of con-front-ation.

Thursday, 28 July 2016

#1871

What do you call the pool of people with whom you might spend a romantic evening at a sweetshop?

Candy-dates.

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

#1870

What do you call someone who is capable at cooking seafood?

Pro-fish-ent.

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Monday, 25 July 2016

#1868

The strength of the athletics team lay in positive relay-tionships.

Sunday, 24 July 2016

#1867

What do you call a vulgar introductory piece of music?

A orelewd.

Saturday, 23 July 2016

#1866

What kind of nuts grow on the inside of buildings?

Wall-nuts.

Friday, 22 July 2016

#1865

What do you call the underground music scene of traffic wardens?

Halt rock.

Thursday, 21 July 2016

#1864

What do you call army chefs who bonded during a war?

Broth-ers in arms.

Wednesday, 20 July 2016

#1863

A: Why have you filled the tub with Christmas tree decorations?

B: I wanted to have a bauble bath.

Tuesday, 19 July 2016

#1862

The well-respected insect was a caterpillar of society.

Monday, 18 July 2016

#1861

What do you call all the different ways you can organise a set of curled hairstyles?

Perm-utations.

Sunday, 17 July 2016

Saturday, 16 July 2016

#1859

The paranoid kitchen cupboard was sick of being judged by panels.

Friday, 15 July 2016

#1858

The hair product manufacturer and her clients never really managed to gel.

Thursday, 14 July 2016

#1857

What do you call a pickle that changes its mind incessantly?

Caper-icious.

Wednesday, 13 July 2016

#1856

Which arcade game is famous for its putrid odour?

Pong.

Tuesday, 12 July 2016

#1855

Where did medieval kings purchase mercenaries?

At knight markets.

Monday, 11 July 2016

Sunday, 10 July 2016

#1853

The barista's apprentice could often be found pouring over the contents of the coffee making manual.

Saturday, 9 July 2016

#1852

What shooting based game is best suited to the sedentary?

Lazer tag.

Friday, 8 July 2016

#1851

What did the novice entrepeneur say to the hardened negotiator?

"It's a pressure doing business with you."

Thursday, 7 July 2016

#1850

Fiona, while bi-curious, felt uncomfortable about the large groups of unattached men and women who kept visiting her house; she felt that she was receiving mixed singles.

Wednesday, 6 July 2016

#1849

What do you call a male fire-breathing beast disguised as a female?

A drag-on.

Tuesday, 5 July 2016

#1848

After a series of mysterious accidents rendered potential customers wary, the company chose to rebrand with the more accurate title of Malaise Airlines.

Monday, 4 July 2016

#1847

What do you call a trip around the world spent destroying buildings?

A sabo-tour.

Sunday, 3 July 2016

#1846

What do you call contentious needlework in the midst of conflict?

Embroiled-ery.

Saturday, 2 July 2016

#1845

What kind of potatoes are the best for a formal dinner?

Jacket potatoes - they never lose their ap-peel.

Friday, 1 July 2016

#1844

Which American president was known for forging diplomatic connections?

Abraham Linkin'.