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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Friday 31 March 2017
Thursday 30 March 2017
Guest Post #3 - Ben Volchok
"Words cannot express how much I love you" - Wittgenstein breaking up with someone
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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Wednesday 29 March 2017
Guest Post #2 - Ben Volchok
If life gets you down, make a pillow.
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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Tuesday 28 March 2017
Guest Post #1 - Ben Volchok
waiter: "what'll it be?"
me: "two cacciatore"
waiter: "you have to think like a tory"
me: "ugh i hate waiters"
waiter: "that's a start"
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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
me: "two cacciatore"
waiter: "you have to think like a tory"
me: "ugh i hate waiters"
waiter: "that's a start"
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Ben Volchok is on Twitter.
His show Ben's Illustrious Fact Show and the Case of the Stolen Fact Book is on this week at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Monday 27 March 2017
Sunday 26 March 2017
Friday 24 March 2017
Thursday 23 March 2017
Wednesday 22 March 2017
Tuesday 21 March 2017
Sunday 19 March 2017
Saturday 18 March 2017
Friday 17 March 2017
#2103
What do you call the act of riding a bicycle in order to put other people off their exercise?
Psych-ling.
Psych-ling.
Thursday 16 March 2017
Wednesday 15 March 2017
Tuesday 14 March 2017
Monday 13 March 2017
Sunday 12 March 2017
Saturday 11 March 2017
#2097
The circus lion was exhausted of his daily routine - every day, he had to jump through hoops to achieve anything.
Friday 10 March 2017
Thursday 9 March 2017
#2095
What do you call the practice of making unsolicited visits to young male horses in order to sell them things?
Colt calling.
Colt calling.
Wednesday 8 March 2017
#2094
A: Why are all these pictures of snakes blanked out on this computer?
B: I installed an adder blocker.
B: I installed an adder blocker.
Tuesday 7 March 2017
#2093
What do you call the process of rounding up fish using enclosures made of marine polyps?
Coraling.
Coraling.
Monday 6 March 2017
Sunday 5 March 2017
Saturday 4 March 2017
Friday 3 March 2017
Thursday 2 March 2017
#2088
What do you call a compilation of footage of impressive catches that a fisherman can use to apply for work?
A showreel.
A showreel.
Wednesday 1 March 2017
#2087
What did the bishop say when he saw the cost of constructing a new cathedral roof?
"That's a bit steeple."
"That's a bit steeple."
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